(Titanic Moment with alcohol is so on my bucket list)
This week on my favorite dating reality show that I love to hate featured Chuck and Camille. Chuck is from Miami and he sells ladies swimwear. Chuck is a little bit out there but he owns it. I respect that. Camille is a bartender from Las Vegas. She has a lot of tattoos. As per the usual Chuck and Camille’s first naked date was with each other and they went sailing. Chuck was not Camille’s type but something tells me he could have charmed the pants off a grizzly bear. They had a Titanic moment on the sail boat. After the date they went back to the villa and went skinny dipping (Duh it is Dating Naked) and made out. Camille was not impressed.
(Camille and Robert playing the pool)
On the second date Chuck went out with Kristen and they did archery and they kissed. Then they drank wine and Kristen taught him how to properly drink wine. During the conversation, in one sentence Kristen says how much she wants a relationship and then in the next she tells him about the kinky stuff she is in to. (Perfect conversation for a first date) Camille went out with Robert and he was ridiculously good looking. They played pool and there was a lot of touching. Then they made cigars and drank whiskey. (Good job, VH1 getting the most out of their money by getting some free labor out of the daters.) Chuck tells her that he was engaged and Camilla thought he might be a little too young her. At the villa, Chuck showed up naked. Chuck tried to get invited into Kristen’s room and she would not let him in. (LOL) Camille spent the night with 22 year old hottie Robert.
( Chuck may be a weasel but I think he might be right)
On the third date Chuck went out with Michelle. They built a raft and paddled out to this dock like thing and had drinks. Chuck got another kiss (3 for 3).Camille went out with Julian. He had tattoos and an edgy look but was a little weird. Camille did not like it. They went on a yoga date (Yoga another thing I would not want to do naked too much bending over). Julian was very excited on the date. (So awkward) After the dates were over all of the daters went back to the villa. Chuck again showed up naked. Chuck was torn between Michelle and Kristen. So he made out with Michelle and then made out with Kristen. Kristen and Chuck shared a kiss goodnight and then Michelle was pissed. Camille and Robert make out in a hammock. Camille picked Robert. (Duh) Chuck picked Kristen.
( Katie, my favorite person on the show so far.)
Thoughts: I feel that with every episode it gets a little crazier. I wonder where VH1 find these people. (Maybe Jerry Spring rejects? It that is the case it is very likely that someone I know will be on the show next.) I know these people say that they have tried everything and naked dating as a last resort. I think that they just want to be on TV and act as crazy so they can to get more time on TV. Crazy Katie was hilarious. I can’t hate on it completely because it is kind of entertaining and somehow makes me feel like I am not completely failing at life.